charlotte

[charlotte]

[missfrenchrose]

“The Barbie movie is anti-men”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

This movie acknowledges that men suffer from loneliness, that patriarchy is detrimental to their mental health (Mattel CEO saying he’s tired and just want to be silly goofy with his buddies, which is sooo valid) and that men struggle to figure who they are outside of their gender role and/or relationship.

The Ken song you all love so much literally leads to the Kens setting aside their rivalry to form a brotherhood and start questioning what they really want and who they really are.

This is the most pro-men movie I have ever seen, you guys are just brainwashed and don’t know how to snap out of it

[charlotte]

[thenewborndeity]

Oh ok. Childhood memory unlocked.

When i was a little kid, i had a "4d puzzle" of new york city.

You built the cardboard jigsaw base, then the foam island, and then you had plastic buildings and bridges.

And it had instructions to place the buildings in chronological order, as well as a timeline, hence "4d".

And i just fucking remembered. In 2001 on the timeline a step was "remove buildings #xx and #xy (World Trade Centers)" with no other explanation.

And as a kid i had no clue what that meant, but looking back on it my puzzle really just told me "alright kid, do a 9/11" and i, age 5, went along with it.

[charlotte]

[iftye]

I was not built for this (getting out of bed)

[charlotte]

[nessa007]

[friedricebunny]

[charlotte]

[catwheezie]

When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)

[wizardshark]

We can fix what once went wrong

[charlotte]

[mmilhouse]

(guy who never went to public school) so cool that marilyn manson has all his bones

[charlotte]

[petruchio]

can’t stop thinking about the part in catching fire when katniss is starting to figure out that district 13 isn’t actually destroyed and she asks haymitch about it and he’s like no you’re crazy lmaoooo despite being deeply involved with the rebellion it’s literally like

katniss: is it possible that district 13 is still there??

haymitch:

[charlotte]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[charlotte]

[tropicalscream]

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

[catgirl-kaiju]

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

[charlotte]

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[charlotte]

[dailymarvelstudios]

no adults were in this room

[charlotte]

[hungryfictions]

Franz Kafka’s Diaries, 1 July 1914

[charlotte]

[definegirlfriends]

I don’t know about y’all but personally, I will NEVER forget when harry cracked his knuckles and then performed the gayest version of medicine in st. paul minnesota on july 1st, 2018 and how at the end of the song he curtseyed like the world didn’t just fully stop turning

[charlotte]

[biverly-switzler]

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

[charlotte]

[newmenewmeme]